FREE BIRTHDAY SONG
Apio Verde a tí. (sung to the tune of Happy Birthday to you)

Apio Verde a tí.
Apio verde a tí.
Apio verde a (nombre),
Apio verde a tí.

This is funny because it is what Happy Birthday (song) sounds like to some people who don't understand English. Remember that in Spanish that v and b sound like b and that an e is pronunced like a. Then in English "birthday", y is silent, so birthday is birday or verde. The translation is:

Green celery to you.
Green celery to you
Green celery to (name),
Green celery to you.


Sapo verde eres tú! (sung to the tune of Happy Birthday to you)

Sapo verde eres tú!
Sapo verde eres tú!
Sapo verde es la (nane),
Sapo verde eres tú!

Same explanation except Happy sounds like Sapo or toad. The translation is:

You are a green toad!
You are a green toad!
(Name) is a green toad!
You are a green toad!


Cumpleaños Fatal (sung to the tune of Happy Birthday to you)

Cumpleaños fatal,
que lo pases muy mal...
que te aplaste un gorila
para no verte más ().

Los regalos pa mi,
los papeles pa ti,
yo te invito al cine
y tu pagas por mí!

Fatal Birthday for when you are selfish and think it is all about you. This is typically sung by kids and immature adults.

Fatal Birthday
May it be really bad
May you get smashed by a gorilla
So that I see you no more ().

The gifts for me
The papers for you.
I'll invite you to a movie
And you can pay for me.


Ya queremos pastel! (make up a tune)

Ya queremos pastel
Ya queremos pastel
Aunque sea un pedacito,
pero queremos pastel.

Do you want cake? Well contrary to Monty Python and Pink Floyd and Marie Antoinette, you can have cake if you ask for it politely. The translation is:

We want cake NOW!
We want cake NOW!
Even though it might be a small piece,
We want cake.

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